It Disturbs Me Greatly...

Not that Paula Abdul was charged with misdemeanor hit and run. No, I find it profoundly disturbing that the first thing I thought of when I saw the headline was this lyric from "Straight Up":

Do you really want to love me forever oh oh oh
Or am I caught in a hit and run?

I'm not sure how that got in my head, but I blame my sister. Maybe MTV too.