Chimps are Scary

This is a pretty frightening story. Imagine taking a stroll through an animal sanctuary and having an enraged chimp come charging at you. One thing that I learned in the article and find particularly alarming is that a chimp can weigh 120-150 pounds. Is it just me, or do they look a lot smaller than that on tv? Of course, I learned from Project X that a chimp is strong enough to rip your arm off, but 150 is big. No wonder. In this case, it wasn't the man's arm they went for. Instead, they chewed off most of his face and relieved him of a foot and his testicles. I know I'll think differently about the ape house next time.

And, by the way, whoever classified Project X as a comedy is a sick bastard.