Cheerleader Sex Scandal

In case you're a guy and somehow you've missed this story today, two Carolina Panthers cheerleaders were arrested over the weekend in Tampa for disorderly conduct. And, oh yeah, before that they were having sex with each other in the women's bathroom. My circuits are overloaded with jokes on this one, so I'll go for the cheap trolling-for-hits-ploy: judging from their pictures, they certainly are lipstick lesbians.