Detroit Rock City

In case you live in a hole, you should know that Super Bowl XL is coming to Detroit this year. Why we had to get Super Bowl "XL" when we already have a reputation for rotundness beats me, but at least there will be plenty of riot jokes to dilute the fat ones. Anyway, for all you non-Detroiters out there, here's a good piece by Michael Rosenberg of the Detroit Free Press explaining why you suck if you don't like Detroit. Or something like that. Read it and see.