"At My Signal, Unleash Hell!"

Actor Russell Crowe arrested for assault.

Is it just me, or is there something amusing about Mr. Crowe's decision to use a phone thrown at a hotel employee's face as his means of persuasion? Something tells me he didn't think that one all the way through (the fact that the argument took place at a little after four in the morning suggests that Mr. Crowe may not have been entirely sober).